nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata
it means “DROP THE BASS”
BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW, GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww
I’ll jut be patiently waiting here for someone to make this into an audio post
(Source: e102gamma)
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand
my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”
wow what a homophobic bitch
my mom is married to a woman
(Source: pichubooty)
muslims make up about 1/4 of the worlds population. you’re bound to have some criminals and very bad people that practice islam, but nobody cared about the religion of the sandy hook shooter or of other people who have done horrible things. the only time it matters is when they’re Muslim and that really pisses me off.
why cant our skin be transparent
cuz thats fuckin gross
but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing
The thing
yes the thing do u have a fuckin problem with the thing
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?
ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY
Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.